No Such Things As Miracles

Monday, September 28, 2009

EOY FRIDAY

Feeling more than stress

super stress..

Come on

people keep emphasizing

on A1s

wtf is on with it?

Who doesnt want to do well?

Well, i want to..

But it aint easy..

After all, i aint focused,

for some reason, studying to me

is boring, nt challenging enuff,

thus i do nt put in effort to try

to do well in it, well,

thats only wad i think..

or maybe i said that to decieve

myself..

Or maybe i m nt?

i dont really know, abstain

from studying for a too long period..

Tennis is fun.. studying aint

Aims:

A Maths A1

E Maths A1

English B3

Chinese A2

Physics A1

Chemistry A1

Combined Humans B4

For my humans is practically impossible..

i guess, i juz aint good enuff,

haix.. life is all abt failing eh?

Or maybe nt

Thers no one to help,

Every1 muz fail a number of times

before they succeed lyk no kick..

Or maybe i failed too much and

gt used to it and do not try

to improve..

I aint a genius bt at least i m

smart enuff to work out tt

homework is crap..

Exams r fun

Studying is for losers.

Mood: Depressed Totally depressed..

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

WHOOTZ

A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND..

KHAI WAH THE DOG SLAYER...

This post, is a memorable post..
this is dedicated to none other
then, KHAI WAH the ulti Dog slayer
He has slayed yoong kang, the dog..

The story goes..

One day, Our knight set out on a journey
to whack the "fearsome dog" UBER DOG,
he reached and when into a struggle with
the dog. they were grabbing each other till
suddenly the dog KICKS Khai wah dick,
then the score was 0 to 1, with our knight
losing, in anger HE BANKAIED.. so he whack
DAM DOg and taught it its place in the world..
He slammed he uber disfigured face into the
noticeboard... and den without further ado,
the dog was BARKING.. WHACK ME LA, WHACK
ME LA COME U WHACK ( it was in chinese, lol dogs
know chinese), so the knight seeing the dog was
tired of living he obliged.. and WHACKED THE dog,
the dog using it fearsome attack, DOG BITE,
It THREW the knight into a bloodlust and rage..
He slammed the dog and hammered the dog,
and threw him onto the desk, slammed his
uber alreeady disfigured face onto the table and,
THUS THE DOG WAS SLAYED..

Notes:
The dog face was whacked bt he acted as if
he was shot with a gun and grabbed his nose
and stomach and groan and slowly fell to the
ground dramatically..
++ Aftermath Pics with John ( 3B)
+++ A step for me a LEAP FOR MANKIND
-Neil Arm Strong
++++ WHHOTZ dog memorial day

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Monday, September 21, 2009

OKAY..

Stomach Flu..
offically worst diease man..
Vomit lyk no body business sia..

Thanks to Jing Peng(Poo), Darius(MAMA BOY), Qin He(SWINE) & Kevin ( LLAMA)

They report to mr Ong and i gt home. Darius helped me take stuff..
Oh yea.. and Amos too..

Firstly, Friday all abt puking..
Puking sucks..
it makes your saliva tastes bitter
and u cant taste any other shit head food.
Life sucks..
Puked 9 times..

Saturday Puked 4,

Sunday, I m okay..didnt get to celebrate Hari Raya,
I wanted to get BAK KWA though..

Monday, sucky day..
Bull crapp..
and all..
dinner was nt bad though..
my tongue was still slightly sick and cant really taste out..

Okay..

10 Places i wanna go in my life..
1) Bali ( suckling pig, heard tt they hav the best there)
2) Himalays
3) Grand Canyon
4) Italy ( Home of Food)
5) France ( Bread)
6) US ( they bombed Japan)
7) Maldives
8) Sydney
9) Europe
10) New York

This r nt in any order haha,
and i wan to go there,
and slack all day and eat and eat,
without GOOD food,
Life is meaningless,
haha

Nxt time,
( Stay in tune)..

Peace

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

My Ten Big WANTS till the end of this yr

I want a..

New White Haro Bike
New Unique and cool pencilcase
SUPER GOOD Grades for Eoy ( srsly lacking the will)
New Leather Messenger
day to cycle to the zoo wif jh
New handphone
New wallet
New slacking place
New Game Console
Last one is sth tt i shall nt say..

I actually wanted to put in a laptop bt,
it will seem dumb spending so much,
lol.. how i wish this world wasnt so materialistic
and everyone could hav wad they wan..
but time to face the cold hard truth..
Good grades for my Eoy is a mircale...

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Friday, September 11, 2009

IT FAIR

Its my favourite part.. IT FAIR!!!! WHOOTZ..
Okay.. its at suntec..
KEYPOINTS TO TAKE NOTE WHEN GG

Be sure of why u r there ( whether to walk or to shop)
Make a list of stuff u r buying
Make sure u bring extra amount of cash ( unless ur using card)
Plan ur route wisely to walk faster and aviod squeezing
Try to be there early so as to have time to view catalogues and bargain
If u r comparing prices, go one rd get catalogues and go for lunch
Enjoy the time
Go with a friend
Be patient
bring lots of $$

What i bought

Razer Mouse comes with free limited edition mousepad (DiamondBack, made me veri happy)
Card Reader for JH

Lunch
Theres a variety of great food at suntec
bt the bad thing is, you have to walk some
distance which is tiring after going around
the fair. For example, theres restuarants
like ASTONS, SWENSENS, ICHIBAN,
and stuff you have to go to the fountain
of wealth that area. And if your feeling pissed,
just jump into the fountain and hope that u
become richer!! I said HOPE.. HAHA..
Okay..
For lunch there i recommend ASTONS
BUT.. ONLY DINE THERE if your
prepared to wait at least half an hour
for your dam food and seats. i waited
till almost an hour or so.. ( so dont whine)
Its nice and great dining atmosphere.
Nt bad service too.. Great Food for
great prices.. one of my best western
food dining experiences. The portions
are huge. If you r a big eater, go for the
double chicken. u get 2 portions of chicken
and 2 side dishes. If u never had astons
u shuld try it.. 4 stars.. Their food is
extraordinarily amazingly nice..

Till next time,
Coming up next: Picture of my New Mouse,
depends..

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Monday, September 7, 2009

KFC or MAC

Firstly, i would like to say, sometimes its hard to decide where to eat. For today, it will be KFC or MAC. Okay, price wise Mac is cheaper. Quality wise, KFC is better.

Mac

Sucky Burgers
dont eat megas as they have smaller beef or chicken patties
so - so service
good ambience
good place to slack
long waiting time

KFC

Nice Chickens(food)
Oily
average waiting time
so - so service
below average ambience
small sitting areas
Zinger is srsly better den mcspicy ( nt bias, bt the chicken is beta)
More choice
Pricey
Sometimes dont get wad u wan.

So After this comparison, its still hard. But, if you have the money rather you go KFC as i think that its more worth as compared to MacDonalds. Macdonalds reap in mroe profit than KFC thus KFC in order to attempt to keep up have pricey meals. Profit wise, Macs earn abt 150% per sale wheras KFC only 100% thus the pricey meals to keep up. Nevertheless, MacDonalds is a healthier choice compare to KFC as KFC is srsly oily. ( Healthier only if u nvr trade up to cheese fries and eat the dam disgusting and nt fresh coleslaw to prevent constipation).

More to Come on This Blog..
See How..
HAHA..
Peace out..

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Sunday, September 6, 2009

This is the first post.. dedicate it to nth..
Some rules

Thou Shalt not plagarize any future post from this blog.
Thou Shalt keep their un helpful comments to thoust and shut the fuck up( only if unhappy)
Thou shalt appreciate comments from others and learn to love.
Thou Shalt nt be a bastard
Thou Shalt nt spam on the cbox
Thou shall adhere to the rules tt Moses set.

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